The right way to have a good burger is to finish it with a milkshake as thick as Christina Hendricks. The cookies and cream milkshake is not cloyingly sweet, but is instead sweet and smooth and drapes itself comfortably over your tastebuds. It is thick, but it is smooth enough to glide its way through the straw until the last bit, where it's simply more prudent to just ditch the straw and gulp it down like the savage you really are. The Tuckshop are gonna bring this boy back to their yard (or Tuckshop) for sure.