I haven’t been to Hard Rock Cafe in ages and I’m glad it’s still as fun as my last visit. More importantly, there are 1-for-1 mains on Burpple Beyond, so I can allocate the savings to the basket named Toto.

The 𝗕𝗮𝗯𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗥𝗶𝗯𝘀 ($41.95) are a must-order. The fork-tender pork ribs, sensationally seasoned and slathered with BBQ sauce, were incomparably irresistible. So gargantuan was the slab that it would feed two small eaters. Even the crispy fries, crunchy coleslaw and smoky beans were excellent.