...but when I do, I sail the seven seas, conquer new lands and assimilate them into the glorious British Empire in the name of the Queen.

It's an easy drinking ale that goes down easily while filling your sinuses with its pleasant bready and floral scent, while colonizing your tastebuds with its malty and hoppy taste.

I don't understand how Fuller's London Pride hasn't conquered every single pub with it's quintessential Englishness, it's a universally pleasant beer.

Note: Offshore is a new neighborhood watering hole in Kovan, just a few doors down from Lola's Café. Don't expect much from the food though, Offshore is primarily intended as a laid back 'hood pub with the aforementioned Fuller's on tap, alongside the more common offerings of Stella Artois and Hoegaarden on their other two taps.