So much fun the other night at The Pizza Collective, where I got to go behind the counter, operate the dough-flattening machine and put my own pizza together.

Wasn't very sure how the overall taste would turn out because I was randomly littering all my favourite toppings on the pizza base: white sauce, shredded mozzarella, mozzarella balls, blue cheese, minced garlic, cherry tomatoes, luncheon meat, pepperoni, bacon, and honey ham.

Slid my DIY pie into the SUPER HOT oven, waited it to cook, then finished it off with lashings of coke drizzle, BBQ drizzle and spicy drizzle, and a final flourishing touch of coriander; just for colour.

Sounds like a stomachache? Well, I'll have you know that it actually tasted quite good. Most others who tried my creation looked like they wanted to puke, but that's only because they're not fans of the stinky blue cheese. Tsk, no appreciation.