PRICE: $4

WAIT TIME: 5 min on weekday afternoon

WOK HEI: Not really

FRIED PORK LARD: NOPE :(

PRAWNS: 2 + lots of squid

TYPE OF NOODLES: Yellow mee and thin beehoon

TYPE OF CHILLI: Chilli in soy sauce. Not the belachan kind I like.

WILL WE RETURN? Unlikely