larvitar x rubbisheatrubbishgrow.

While I was busy snapping a picture of the paella, Salaryman was busy salivating over a Spanish server hovering nearby.

Salaryman: He could totally amuse my bouche.
Larvitar: Ehhh, this is not a French restaurant lah. The sauce tastes quite sweet right? A bit like carrot cake black sauce.

Salaryman: More like soon kueh sauce. (glancing through the menu) That man is Samfaina specimen. He could Fideuà with my Chateaubriand for sure.

Larvitar: The prawn damn big leh! Tastes like lobster. Suck the head, so much zhup.

Salaryman: (whispering conspiratorially) Oooh, you’re dirty. Suquet. (unbuttoning his V-neck shirt and smiling coquettishly at the server) I wonder how big his Carabinero is.

Rating: 4.027/5

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