The big afro-ed Scary Spice (you need to update your pop culture references - Editor) is all attention-seeking with its bright hair dye, pink accessory and Nicki Minaj-esque get-up but the milky experience was akin to drowning in the insides of a Hokkaido cow udder. 3/5

Elsewhere, the Nutella Banana is positively collapsing under the weight of its own toppings and epitomises the very definitions of "over the top" and "everything and the kitchen sink". 3.4/5

The plainest-looking Jane of the three, the Coffee Avocado, is surprisingly the best of the lot - a robustly-caffeined, gloppy delight. 3.7/5

This was a hosted meal, courtesy of The Benjamins.

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