You get to choose between chicken, crab, snapper, oyster and eel toppings for your #eatclean, claypot rice-esque experience. You leave the rice to cook for thirty minutes, the timer goes off, and you tuck in while Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears or similar plays in the background of this underrated, '90s lasub bar-vibey ("lasub" means dirty in Hokkien, and the term refers to bars where customers get "special" companionship and possibly enjoy frisky happy endings - Social Studies Editor) hidden gem.