Essentially a cheesecake equivalent of Willy Wonka's Three-Course Dinner Chewing Gum from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory - things start off all fragrant coffee cream cake-esque, and then the salty, woody smokiness of chewy bacon kicks in (actual sizeable bit chunks of bacon, mind you, not merely bacon bits) and it all culminates in a smooth, creamy cheesecake finish. Astonishing. 4/5