With no veg as far as the eye can see (if there're chunks of potato in there, they're invisible), this is the polar opposite of a balanced meal. But eating healthy is not exactly top-of-mind when we order one of these, is it? Nosireee! What makes any sane person cave is because of our deep-seated human need for a crispy slab of fried chicken cutlet; one that's chopped up and mercilessly drowned in unapologetically thick, salty curry. Who gives a damn how the dish looks? All that counts is its "shiok-ness", of which this more than qualifies.