I don't know, you guys. On paper, spam fries sounds like pure genius. But I went ahead and tried it, and it was just too hearty for something that's supposed to be finger food. I kept looking for rice to go with it. It felt like I was eating a loreral block of spam - although to be fair, it was a lot less oiy than if you fried or baked it at home.

So maybe if it was cut into shoestrings?